Friday, August 7, 2009

Knock, Knock

Knock, Knock


Who's there?

Banana

Knock, knock


Who's there

Banana

Knock, knock


Who's there

Banana

Knock, knock



Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

This is 4-year old Max's favorite knock, knock joke and he tells it whenever he can. It took him a lot of tries before he 'got' the orange play on words. Whenever he tells a knock, knock joke, he actually knocks in the air with his fist.

Another one he learned today goes like this:

Knock, knock



Who's there?

Harry.

Harry who?

Harry up and open the door.

When I get tired of his made up, doesn't-make-any-sense jokes, I tell one of my own:

Knock, Knock

Who's there

Ida

Ida who?

Ida wanna hear any more knock, knock jokes.

Just thought I'd share.