Who's there?
Banana
Knock, knock
Who's there
Banana
Knock, knock
Who's there
Banana
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
This is 4-year old Max's favorite knock, knock joke and he tells it whenever he can. It took him a lot of tries before he 'got' the orange play on words. Whenever he tells a knock, knock joke, he actually knocks in the air with his fist.
Another one he learned today goes like this:
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and open the door.
When I get tired of his made up, doesn't-make-any-sense jokes, I tell one of my own:
Knock, Knock
Who's there
Ida
Ida who?
Ida wanna hear any more knock, knock jokes.
Just thought I'd share.
