Friday, August 7, 2009

Knock, Knock

Knock, Knock


Who's there?

Banana

Knock, knock


Who's there

Banana

Knock, knock


Who's there

Banana

Knock, knock



Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

This is 4-year old Max's favorite knock, knock joke and he tells it whenever he can. It took him a lot of tries before he 'got' the orange play on words. Whenever he tells a knock, knock joke, he actually knocks in the air with his fist.

Another one he learned today goes like this:

Knock, knock



Who's there?

Harry.

Harry who?

Harry up and open the door.

When I get tired of his made up, doesn't-make-any-sense jokes, I tell one of my own:

Knock, Knock

Who's there

Ida

Ida who?

Ida wanna hear any more knock, knock jokes.

Just thought I'd share.

5 comments:

sara said...

You forget his funniest one. The Quisty boys taught it to him. It sounds really funny the way he says it though.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Will you open the freakin door?

Mickey said...

You made me laugh Max! Great jokes!

Mary said...

Ha Ha. Too cute.

JQ said...

Did he say "freakin'" before my boys said it to him? I sure hope so.

Amy said...

His knock knock jokes are much more G-rated than Syd's. Her's always end with "or I'll kick your butt!"